Saturday, April 20, 2013

We're Not Looking for You're Kind

I think I just experienced a little back-handed racism.  Okay, maybe the "r" word is a little too strong to be used here, but they definitely weren't interested in me, and it was because I was white - or too be more precise, because I didn't speak Spanish.

Up around the corner from us, about 1/4 mile, there is a Kindgom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses.  On more occasions than I believe necessary, they will come down our street and knock on our door.  I explain that we are members of our local church and attend services there.  It doesn't seem to stick, because they come back time and time again.

Well, today was different, I'll say that.  I heard a soft knock on the door.  When I answered it, there were three women there:  two on the porch and one on lookout down by the curb.  The leader said "We are looking for people to talk about studying the Bible, but we are looking for Spanish speakers."  When she said it, she kind of looked around me, like a kid does when they come to your door looking to play with your son. 

I told her I didn't speak Spanish and about 5 seconds of awkwardness set in.  She didn't really have an "out" line, other than to say "thank you anyway".  Ouch.  Note:  She spoke perfect English with almost no accent.  In all reality, it helped me to get out of this quicker than it does when I explain our church membership, but it still felt a little weird.

Message received:  We don't want you because of the language you speak.  Gee thanks. 

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

She said what? I hope that doesn't hurt my popularity in Germany.

Confused?  Don't be.  


I haven't posted in a very long time - let's just say baseball season got here and knocked me for a loop.  I joined the local Little League Board and I (try to) keep the website updated.  Then, I agreed to be an assistant coach on my 11 year old boy's team, in a different league.  Next, I was told my 8 year old was drafted on a team with no manager, and was then asked to be the manager - I agreed.  The result?  6-7 days/nights per week I have something going on that is related to baseball.  Some nights I'm double and triple-booked.

Not sure if anyone missed my posts, but I will try to get back here more often, because I do enjoy writing them.  Once the leagues wind down (next month), I should be back to posting very frequently.

I hope the gaps in my posts don't hurt my popularity in Germany (I know, I'm certainly no Hasselhoff).  What?  Keep reading:

One cool thing about blogging on "Bloggger" is that they keep all kinds of cool statistics.  What I found interesting is that it shows me my audience - by country.  Anyhow, this is how my "popularity" stacks up:
  1.  US - Thank goodness
  2. Germany - Really?
  3. South Korea
  4. Bulgaria - of course, makes sense.  Actually, I had no idea
  5. Romania - again ?
  6. Canada
  7. United Kingdom
Who would have ever thought people in countries outside of the U.S. would read my blog?  I certainly didn't.

What Did She Say?

I was in a meeting the other day with someone who really liked to talk.  It is said that some people hate silence, and if you give them a chance, they will fill it up with their own words.  This person did so more than I can even convey.  But, she did leave me with a great line.  When asked about how an event went, the response was "I think it was, kind of, pretty much, a little bit...."  What?  That is some serious nothingness;  nonsense to the highest power.  If you really read that fragment, it has no meaning.  It was filler - like cellulose for words.  Anyhow.  That's all I have.  Keep reading, friends from Germany - and anywhere else people are who view this blog.